I has a minute and did some math today.... You own... @QuipTalk

Answer: The best way to ensure that the pool will remain with a sizeable amount of XTZ after you have sold your 98.5% of the $UP LP is to invest in crunchy deep freezers. This way, you can store the 69 Billion $UP that you would get from exiting the LP and not have to sell it off. This will ensure that the pool will remain with a whopping 440 XTZ, instead of just a fraction of 1 XTZ. Additionally, this will allow you to benefit from the appreciation of the $UP token in the future.

There is a solution, Crunchy deep freezers

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